Beer Bottle Goggles

The Dirty Hound Dogs Beer Bottle Goggles Lyrics
1.She Took My Whiskey

I woke up Monday morning, and my head it was so sore*
She gave me such a scorning, she yelled and screamed and swore
That she would leave and break my heart, I told her not to start
She walked up to my liquor shelf, and gladly helped herself

She took my bottle of whiskey, left my wad of cash
I know that she aint gone too far; I know that she'll be back
She took my bottle of single malt, left my sour mash
She took my bottle of whiskey, left my wad of cash

So I went down to the honkytonk, sat down at the bar
Ordered whiskey on the rocks, hey bring me that full jar
I gave the girl the money, as the band began to play
When I looked back around, this is all I could say

She took my bottle of whiskey, left my wad of cash
I know that she aint gone too far; I know that she'll be back
She took my bottle of single malt, left my sour mash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of Johnny Cash


She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of cash
I know that she aint gone too far, I know that she'll be back
Took my bottle of single malt, and left my sour mash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of cash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of cash
I know that she aint gone too far, I hope that she'll don't come
back
Took my bottle of single malt, and left my sour mash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of cash
She took bottle of single malt and left my sour mash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my wad of cash
She took my bottle of whiskey, and left my cash


2.Break Up Sex


3.Desperate Man


4.Mr. Jack

Well Monday, She said we were thru*
And Tuesday, What do I do
On Wednesday, got my life on track
And I called up my friend, Mr. Jack
On Thursday, my head was sore
Then Friday, I gotta settle the score
By Saturday there was no turning back
And On Sunday I thanked Mr. Jack

Hey Mr. Jack
I'm so glad you're my friend
We'll stick together thru thick and thin
You know she left, yeah, but we'll never part
Coz someone like you won't breakin' my heart

It was June, It was summer time
And in July, things were going fine
But come August, she went and turned her back
So I called up my friend Mr. Jack
September, Life was a blur
October, there was no hurt
November, no turning back
In December, I thanked Mr. Jack

Hey Mr. Jack
I'm so glad you're my friend
We'll stick together thru thick and thin
You know she left, yeah, but we'll never part
Coz someone like you won't breakin' my heart

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Hey Mr. Jack
I'm so glad you're my friend
We'll stick together thru thick and thin
You know she left me, yeah, but we'll never part
Coz someone like you won't breakin' my heart
Hey Mr. Jack
I'm so glad you're my friend
Lets stick together thru thick and thin
You know she left, yeah, but we'll never part
Coz someone like you won't breakin' my heart

No Mr Jack
Mr Jack You're my friend
That's J A C K
Mr. Jack
What was your last name?
Daniels?
Yeah I got that right
Yeah, Hey Mr Jack


5.This Town


6.Sunday


7.Waiting On The Rain


8.Sweet Love


9.Cross My Heart


10.Beer Bottle Goggles

Well sit down son and let me tell you how it's done
It's a little story about number one
Most people think its tequila or whiskey
But this is how your momma met me.
I opened up a bottle of icy cold beer
And I looked at your momma and said come over here
The beer was cold and it was sliding on down
Then all of a sudden your momma was around

And I was wearing beer bottle goggles
And she looked outta this world
But come the next morning I was ready to hurl
So I chewed of my arm and I chewed of my leg
I did all that I could to get out of that bed
Beer bottle goggles, couldn't believe what I had done
It was time to look out for number one

So I went back to another beer
I looked around and your momma was near
Call it a curse or maybe worse
But I swear this is what I heard

And you were wearing beer bottle goggles
And I looked outta this world
But come the next morning you were ready to hurl
So you chewed of your arm and you chewed of your leg
You did all that you could to get out of that bed
Beer bottle goggles, couldn't believe what you had done
It was time to look out for number one

So listen up son don't do what I've done
You could get trapped and be under the thumb
Just drink that Tequlia or Whiskey
But please leave that beer alone

Or you'll be were wearing beer bottle goggles
And she'll look outta this world
But come the next morning you'll be ready to hurl
And you'll chewed of your arm and you'll chewed of your leg
You'll do all that you can to get outta that bed
Beer bottle goggles, you won't believe what you had done
I'm telling come on son, Look out for number one


11.Dirty Hound


12.Rockabilly Babe


13.Too Young


14.When We're Apart